My alarm clock

We've all been there... Monday morning, had a tough weekend, the time is 6 in the morning, you are sound asleep, everything is gooooood.....

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The alarm clock goes off. This is the worst time of the day, you are awakened from your sleep.
And yes, you are guilty too, you're thinking about turning it off and pretend that it never made that noisy sound!

I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE MY ALARM CLOCK! I'd much prefer to be awakened by kittens licking all over my face than that f******* annoying sh**** alarm clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noisy neighbours

We all know them - the neighbours who just wont stop making noise.
It can be alot of screaming and shouting, barking dogs, noisy children or loud music.

My neighbours do a mixture of all the above.

They make all this noise at all hours, and it annoys the shit out of me. On a regular sunday morning, they manage to wake me up at 7 in the morning, because the parents are shouting at the children, because they are screaming and just being extremely loud while they are playing on their swings or whatever...

I've made an illustration, that gives an idea of what it looks/sounds like:

So, yeah, i think i descriped the noise theese kids make pretty good with that illustration - and yeah, the typos were on purpose, they are kids, they don't know how to spell...

About me

Hello.

Thanks for visiting my blog. I hope you like it here.

I'm a young guy, who, apparently, gets easily annoyed by the little things in life. It's kind of a problem.

I've now created this blog so you guys can read what annoys me, and maybe relate to some of the things i post here - atleast i hope so, just so you don't think i'm some kind of a mental case.

I drew a picture of myself, i think it looks pretty much like me:

Yeah, i know, i'm a pretty good looking guy. The cat is just a red cat walking randomly around in my neighborhood, it's called "Pjuske", which pretty roughly translated means Ruffles, which makes me thing that the owners must have been on roofies when they got it, 'cause it's F-Ugly. Red cats annoy me. 


^Did you catch the little wordplay above? Ruffles, roofies? It's all good! Didn't notice it when i wrote it, tho. Natural born poet this fella is... (Me.)


Please check back tomorrow, guys!